me:  i'll do it at 7PM

time:  7:02PM

me:  oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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thenwhatamidoinghere:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

KG