supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.


cute barista:  alright you're all set, have a good day!

me:  

cute barista:  

me:  so what are we?

gccgle:

i’m only as strong as my internet signal

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

KG